1. You’re a superhero, and your special power is making Marshmallows appear
2. You breed Phoenixes, and they need to rise. Constantly.
3. You’re addicted to hot dogs
4. Zombie Apocalypse
5. The wife is a spy and the paper shredder is broken
6. Metallurgy is your jam.
7. So helpful for your Magic Show!
8. Shadow puppets on concrete give you a sense of purpose
9. Those firecrackers aren’t going to light themselves